Stupid Quotes

I'm bored right now, so I'm posting a list of stupid stuff that I think is funny. Now please keep in mind, I am a blonde. I have always been blonde, and always will be blonde. So my idea of funny may be your idea of retarded...

• Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.
• How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby.
• Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.
• I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
• Fruit Loops are just gay Cheerios.
• Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver.
• Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.
• Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.
• The world is more like it is now then it ever has before.
• Boxing’s all about getting the job done as quickly as possible, whether it takes 10 or 15 or 20 rounds.
• The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
• I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity.
• I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad.
• Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.
• The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas.
• A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
• Thank God I'm an Atheist.

Now for some more...

• "Outside consultants sought for test of gas chamber." - Ad in Arizona Republic
• "I invented the internet". - Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President
• "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." - Alicia Silverstone, Actress
• "See the New York Jets play the Cinncinnati Bagels this Sunday on NBC." - Announcer on WNBC station
• "We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather." - Arab News report
• "Most hotels are already booked solid by people, plus 5,000 journalists." - Bangkok Post
• "Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again." - Barbara Boxer, Senator
• "I don't think the Republicans can damage my character" - Bill Clinton, former U.S. President
• "Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there." - Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster
• "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
• "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." - Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.

I hope ya'll enjoyed my post. If you have something funny to say, say it here!