- Yellow snow is not lemon flavored
- The less time that I have to do something, the faster I get it done
- Having a good attitude about something makes it more enjoyable
- Treasure every moment with friends and family... you never know when it might end
- Eating a peanut-butter and chocolate dessert, then drinking sweet tea is NOT a good combination
- Real friends like you for who you are- not for your stuff, or for how you look
- Southerners spell the way that they talk. Example: My family and I went to a concert, and on one of the dressing room doors was a sign that read, "SANGERS ONLY." True story... I swear.
When I moved to South Carolina, I figured out that there are words in the south that do not exist in other parts of the country. Study the following examples carefully:
- Yunt'too- We all's going to the mall to git sum grub. Yunt'too too?
- Used't'could- "Kin you dance?" "No, but ay used't'could dance real good."
- Y'all people- Y'all people jest don't git it, do yoo?
- Whilyoosup- Whilyoosup, would yoo pleez git me the remote over thur?
- Over yonder- Yeeah, they used to live in that house over yonder.
- Buggy- A shopping cart (We wud've gotten them there grossries, but someone done stole ar buggy.)
- A'ight- "Hey Bobby, will you cum har an hep me with this dang transmission?" "A'ight, be right thur."
- Thur- An' over thur, we have one of the county's many jails... (I'm still figuring out how they abbreviate "Thursday" down here...)
- Ain'tcha- Well, you're just the cutest leetle thang, now ain'tcha?
You might be a redneck if...
- You cut your grass and find a car
- You use Febreeze as deodorant
- You say any of the words above
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Well, that's all. For "ya'll people" who live in the south, enjoy!