11 Great Reasons To Be A Woman

11 Great Reasons To Be A Woman

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
9. We will never regret piercing our ears
10. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
11. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.